No guys I’m sadly not back :/ Just making one post. See you in June!
utterly-c0nfuzzled:

Happy one-day-belated birthday, once-ler-in-superjail mod! :) I tried. A scene from the most recent update!

utterly-c0nfuzzled:

Happy one-day-belated birthday, once-ler-in-superjail mod! :) I tried. A scene from the most recent update!

the-hitman-onceler:

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As he caught himself, he turned around, nodding with a smile. “There you go. Again.” He squared up and threw another one, a little fast this time.

His eyes widened and he just barely managed to catch his arm, pulling him forward.

Hit smiled, nodding. “Good. Very good.” They repeated the motion several times, until Oncie felt comfortable with how it worked. He nodded along, giving him pointers where needed.

He couldn’t suppress a grin at how much better he was getting. “I think I’m getting the hang of this!”

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“He’s rather innocent and childish, yes.” He grinned. “He’s adorable. And he also takes pleasure in murder on a massive scale.”

She couldn’t think of a response to that. “Well… It’s a…

He nodded. “It really is.”

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“He’s rather innocent and childish, yes.” He grinned. “He’s adorable. And he also takes pleasure in murder on a massive scale.”

She couldn’t think of a response to that. “Well… It’s a unique hobby,” was all she could come up with.

He snorted. “He’s still adorable though. My perfect man.”

She smiled. “Well, you love him. That’s all that matters.”

“So, so much.” He sighed happily.

ask-the-lady-in-green:

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“He’s rather innocent and childish, yes.” He grinned. “He’s adorable. And he also takes pleasure in murder on a massive scale.”

She couldn’t think of a response to that. “Well… It’s a unique hobby,” was all she could come up with.

He snorted. “He’s still adorable though. My perfect man.”

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“Your son? I have once or twice. Around Christmas….

“He’s rather innocent and childish, yes.” He grinned. “He’s adorable. And he also takes pleasure in murder on a massive scale.”

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“Your son? I have once or twice. Around Christmas. We said for a while that he should…

“If they’re fighting, he kills them both. If they try to attack…

He grimaced. “True, but yeah. Warden’s kinda…. Well, I love him, but he’s utterly insane. Twisted in the head.”

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“Your son? I have once or twice. Around Christmas. We said for a while that he should…

“If they’re fighting, he kills them both. If they try to attack Warden or myself, he kills them. If Warden wants entertainment, he kills them.” Oncie frowned. “I’ve gotten way too desensitized.”

the-hitman-onceler:

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Hit snickered softly. “Here. I’ll slow it down a bit.” He stepped back and let Oncie square up with him again before letting another fist go, albeit a lot slower this time.

This time after he dodged he caught the fist, pulling him forward.

As he caught himself, he turned around, nodding with a smile. “There you go. Again.” He squared up and threw another one, a little fast this time.

His eyes widened and he just barely managed to catch his arm, pulling him forward.