Evenin'! I'm the Once-ler, multi-trillionaire inventor of the Thneed (only $3.98!). (Ex) owner of Thneedville. I'm TWENTY-NINE, believe it or not, not 30 or 40 or, heaven help me, 50. The air and the guilt got to me.... I have two children: my son, Chand-ler, and the embodied spirit of the last Truffula tree, Marco.
*Post-lifting of the Lorax by about 5 years.
M!A status: N/A
Relationship Status: Who the fuck knows I don't care man
Birthday: August 6th
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AUs: Weehawken: camp-0ncie Hall Pa$$: teenage0ncie